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This review is purely about the spa here: stay away. Dozens of massages in my life and this was by far the worst I’ve ever received. It was supposed to be a relaxing couples massage at the end of our trip but instead it really soured the entire trip.
The two therapists were literally laughing to each other the entire time - do you know how uncomfortable that is? You can’t relax when they’re laughing. Horrible technique throughout, extremely exposing and not at all relaxing. Also, we booked a Swedish massage, and after 10 minutes she asked me how the pressure is - I said you could go a bit harder, and she replied “okay because that was really light for me”. At the end she charged me for a deep tissue massage!! I never wanted, or asked for, or even got a deep tissue. I was so annoyed I didn’t even bother to fight, I just wanted out of there.
Also, slow down on the freakin oil, wow.
Absolutely the worst spa experience I’ve ever had, which sucks because the rest of the resort is pretty amazing. - via 